Summer Shenanigans

July 4, 2009 at 8:21 am | Posted in creature, Cute, Florida, humor, silly spooky, summer, swamp, tropical | 2 Comments
Ever wonder what a frog is thinking about during all that log sittin'?

Ever wonder what a frog is thinking about during all those hours of log sittin'?

 

"...7 times 4 is 28, 7 times 5 is 35, 7 times 6 is 42..."

"...7 times 4 is 28...7 times 5 is 35...7 times 6 is 42..."

"...7 times 7 is 49..." "Hey, Ya wanna jump into the pool where it's nice and cool?" "Not now, can't you see I'm doing my times tables?...7 times 8 is 56..."

"...7 times 7 is 49..." "Hey, Ya wanna jump into the pool where it's nice and cool?" "Not now, can't you see I'm doing my times tables?...7 times 8 is 56..."

"Well, if you're gonna be that way about it..."

"Well, if you're gonna be that way about it..."

 

3 green and speckled frogs, sitting on a speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs, yum yum! One jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool....

3 green and speckled frogs, sitting on a speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs, yum yum! 1 jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool....

 

then there were 2 green speckled frogs. 2 green and speckled frogs, sitting on a speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs, yum, yum! 1 jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool...

then there were 2 green speckled frogs. 2 green and speckled frogs, sitting on a speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs, yum, yum! 1 jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool...

 

then there was 1 green speckled frog. 1 green and speckled frog, sitting on a speckled log, doing his times tables and sums...

then there was 1 green speckled frog. 1 green and speckled frog, sitting on a speckled log, doing his times tables and sums. He jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool...

 

then there were no green speckled frogs! Ribbit, ribbit.

then there were no green speckled frogs! Ribbit, ribbit.

"Hey! Where'd everybody go? I just got here. Did I miss the whole party? Isn't SOMEONE still around? I even brought my swimming trunks....Hey....anybody here?"

"Hey! Where'd everybody go? I just got here. Did I miss the whole party? Isn't SOMEONE still around? I even brought my swimming trunks....Hey....anybody here?"

 

 

….From the Black Lagoon….

August 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm | Posted in creature, Florida, humor, silly spooky, swamp, Uncategorized | Leave a comment
Deep in the swamps of north Florida, among the cypress knees, gators, and skeeters...

Deep in the swamps of north Florida, among the cypress knees, gators, and skeeters...

 

what creature lurks here?

what creature lurks here?

Green of eye, black of body, as slimy as the brackish water of the swamp itself,

Green of eye, black of body, as slimy as the brackish water of the swamp itself,

... dwarfed only by the expanse of swamp surrounding him, he sits... he waits...

... dwarfed only by the expanse of swamp surrounding him, he sits... he waits...

Who is this mysterious creature; and from what steamy depths did he emerge in the morning mist?

Who is this mysterious creature; and from what steamy depths did he emerge in the morning mist?

Why, it's merely the bullfrog who has made our algae-filled swimming pool his home.

Why, it's merely the bullfrog who has made our algae-filled swimming pool his home.

So, what do you see lurking around YOUR home?

So, what do you see lurking around YOUR home?

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